My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
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I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
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the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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