We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
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You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
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I deserve to be covered in dicks
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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