There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
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aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
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dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW