I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
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My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.