I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Your penis caused this!
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