She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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