yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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