I wish I could teleport
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
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and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
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I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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