I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
did i just pee glitter
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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