The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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