this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
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I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
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It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
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