1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I think people are normalizing furries
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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