Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
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