i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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