Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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