I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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