Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
I have a number of responses, ranging in content, tone, and maturity. Choose your destiny...
Randomize