Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
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Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
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im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
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