I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
