Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
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"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
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We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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