what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
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