Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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