omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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