At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Randomize
