check it out our google latitudes are spooning
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
wow bdsm is so cute
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Randomize