okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I am mentally ready for anal.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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