i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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