We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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