Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
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So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
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So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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