Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
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wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
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We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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