What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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