Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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