Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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