i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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