Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
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youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
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You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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