i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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