i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Who did Billy Mays play for?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
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