Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
that may or may not have been my penis.
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