She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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