U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
he shaved USA in his pubs
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
ttyl tear gas
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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