He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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