Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
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you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
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I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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