I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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