All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
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