Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
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Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
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I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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