ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
It's like God shit irony all over that family
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
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i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
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well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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