i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Quick, to the slutcave!
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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