I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
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His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
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WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
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