just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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