oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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