STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Randomize
