: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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