Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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