yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I think my vagina is haunted
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
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I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
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In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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