the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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