I'm eating all of the evidence.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
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